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H
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I
I BELIEVE FRERE-JONES
I BITE
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I EAT PLANTS
I FUCKING LOVE PIZZA
I KNOW GUAC IS EXTRA
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I QUIT
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IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED... BAIL & GET PIZZA
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INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION
IT IS WHAT IT IS
IT'S A MORMON THING
IT'S NOT ME, IT'S YOU
IT'S OK

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JARDIN
JE DON'T GIVE A FUCK
JE T'AIME, PIZZA
JERK
JUDD
JUST MARRIED

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KARMA
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KITCHEN

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LAST LAUGH
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TAKE A HIKE
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THANKS
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THERE
THINK TANK
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THIRD WIFE
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XENOPHILE
XOXOXO
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YALE
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YOU'RE ALREADY THERE
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
YOU'RE FOR ME
YOU'RE FUN
YOU'RE OK
YOUR PLACE

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