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SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS Keytag (2026-10-28)

SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS Keytag (2026-10-28)

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Color: Rose/Syrah
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Description

For when someone won't stop talking about their competitive ballroom dancing career and you've officially reached your limit. Hang this on your keys and let it do the talking—blunt, vulgar, and exactly what you're thinking.

Dimensions

Horizontal: 51 mm

Vertical: 19 mm

Thickness: 1.6 mm

Materials

Acrylic Tag / Steel Split Ring

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